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If you really care about anything Lebron James does, professional basketball or professional sports in general, you can go right ahead and suck th’ th’ these nuts. This country’s obsession, excuse me, the world’s obsession with professional athletes is a testament to the need for mass ethnic cleansing. I’m not talking about any one race, religion, sexual preference or nationality, I’m simply talking a hate for a particular mindset. That mindset that causes mentally retarded people to riot due to the score of some useless game. Take the overwhelming love you have for your hometown team and shove it right up your ass. And your fantasy football team, shove that right up your fat cunt. That goes for you too Bryant Gumbel, you milano turd.

I’m seriously considering learning charcuterie. When it comes to life there are two undeniable facts, one, you will die. Two, before then, you will eat. I know many people like to claim taxes, but I’ve proven that wrong for 8 years now. I love food. I love great food. I love preparing food, eating food, sharing food, experiencing new foods; But working as a chef doesn’t really appeal to me. While there are exceptions, the vast number of American chefs are complete douche bags. Plus with the popularization of various cooking shows, the culinary world has become swamped with former meth addicts and near retarded college drop outs flocking to the culinary arts as a second chance. It’s become as cheap as Dental Assisting or Welding. But there are still untouched waters, where the brave dare to venture. Charcuterie is one such world. I think if I could learn, make a great patte and set up shop somewhere, I’d be happy with that.